"CFOs be like: 💸 25% on agentic AI? Bet! 🤖💀 #BigBrainMoves #FOMO #CEOofSpending"
💸🤖 Incoming hot take! Did you hear that more than a THIRD of CFOs are throwing their coin 🪙 into the AI fountain of even-worse decisions? We're talking about 25% of their budgets dedicated to “agentic AI” — whatever that means. Sounds like a fancy term for “let’s hope this robot doesn’t start charging us rent” 😂🤦♂️ Back in 2020, only 3% of these financial wizards were even whispering "AI" under their breath — like it was some forbidden magic spell! Now? It's a wild, money-splashing frenzy! 🚀💰 We’re about to see CFOs going full-on Drake meme with “AI isn’t the future... wait, actually give me ALL the AI!” 📝 Leaked quote from a confused CFO: “Bro, I thought agentic AI was just what happens when Siri finally gets a personality.” 🤡 Is this aggressive strategy based 🙌 or a recipe for cringe? 🤔 As the saying goes: "This is fine!" 🔥 Let's just hope they don’t ask AI to run the quarterly reports. I’m predicting we’re ONE robot uprising away from every financial report coming out as a meme! Get ready for “AI says ‘finances are just a social construct’!” Totally unhinged!! 💀 So, how many CFOs does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’d rather let AI throw money into the void! 🛠️🙈💥 #AIorBust