🚨👂👀BREAKING: Review of the Ceretone Core One Pro Hearing Aids – A Blunt Instrument or Just Bluntly Boring? 💀💩 Okay, fam, gather ‘round! We gotta talk about these Ceretone hearing aids that are lighter than your ex’s commitment. At a whopping 0.96 grams each, I’m starting to think they might just float away if you breathe too hard! 😳💨 #GhostHearingAids But listen, $349 for the *privilege* of hearing the whispers of your right to be disappointed in tech choices? *Cringe*, right?! It's like dropping stonks on a stock that literally does nothing 🔥📉. It’s the tech equivalent of saying, “This is fine” while your wallet is on fire. 🔥💸 Fake Developer Quote Alert! 🚨👾: “We thought about adding features, but then we realized making them lightweight was more important. Who needs sound quality when you can feel as though you have nothing in your ears?” Drake might wanna point to the *NOPE* category on these because, fr fr, why invest in aids that might fly away with your hopes and dreams? 🤨 Here’s the unhinged prediction: Within a year, the Ceretone Aids will be repurposed as stylish bag charms for minimalist tech bro wannabes. Stay tuned for the launch of *Ceretone CuteKeychains* – they even come with a monthly subscription to listen to your opinions! 🤡✌️ #NextLevelAbsurdity