🚨BREAKING: Cerebras just chugged down $1.1 billion like it’s a protein shake post-gym. 💪💰 That's a staggering $8.1 billion valuation! I mean, they're basically the Elon Musk of AI chips now! 😂🚀 #Stonks Here’s the tea 🍵: Cerebras is out here flexing its AI inferencing muscles, and it’s not just a PowerPoint presentation! They're swimming in venture capital like Scrooge McDuck, while the rest of us are still mining for change to afford Starbucks. ☕️💀 Word on the street from the *totally not affiliated* devs: "We were just trying to make chips, but now we're the kings of AI infrastructure. No cap, this funds our evil lair!" 🤖🔥 And let’s talk about those investors: Fidelity’s on board like a kid in a candy store, Tiger Global showing up like "I’m here for the chaos," and Valor Equity is basically the hype man of the investing world. Look, in a world where your AI is more woke than you, all I can say is: get your wallets ready because you might just need to buy an AI chip for your toaster next. 🤡🔥🎉 Prediction time: in 5 years, Cerebras will either revolutionize our lives, or we'll be using these chips to power our air-fryers on Mars. *This is fine*. 🌌✨