🚨💔 BREAKING: The *Great Layoff-a-palooza* has officially begun, and what’s the special guest? **AI!** 🤖🎤 Say goodbye to tens of thousands of office warriors as Amazon, UPS, Target, GM, and a gaggle of other corporate titans decided *why employ humans when we can just download ChatGPT?* 💀📉 **CEO of Amazon Ltd.:** “Why hire a human to answer your questions when the new AI can generate 10,000 emails per second?” 💌✨ *Leaked quote or just a bad meme? Who knows!* *Picture this:* 😱🖥️ You’re in an office, sipping your overpriced oat milk latte, and suddenly it’s just you and a robot named “Dave” who doesn’t even need bathroom breaks. This is FINE - said no one ever! 😂🔥 And if you think your precious “white collar” job is safe, remember: the only collars going forward are the ones on **AI-generated models** strutting down the virtual runway - DRIP or DROWN, BRO! 💧💅 💣 In a shocking twist, **AI might just become the new Target employee.** "Sorry, your local cashier is busy – please wait for the robot to calculate your righteous stonks." Prepare your cringe! 💸🚀 🔥 Hot take: In the future, the only thing that’ll be left of corporate America is burnt coffee and ghost towns filled with ‘Help Wanted’ signs. Buckle up! 😱💀 #AIIsTakingOver #RIPWhiteCollarJobs