"CEOs: ‘AI makes biz better’ 🤖💼 Also CEOs: ‘Still using fax machines, brb’ 📠💀 #CorporateCringe #AIavocadoToast"
🌟🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🌟 🤖 Executives want AI in their biz, but can’t even handle their own Zoom meetings without calling tech support? Like, sir, you want to use GPT-37 to generate sales reports, but can’t figure out how to turn on your camera? 💀🥴 👀 According to the *incredible* (read: snooze-fest) Jordyn Holman from the New York Times, the C-suite is professional-level cringe as they dive into the world of AI like toddlers with a tablet. “Mandatory website-building exercises using A.I. tools” sound more like “let’s pretend we’re smart while the interns do all the hard work” 😂💼 ✨🔥 Leaked conversation from the boardroom: **CEO**: “Can’t we just hire a robot to do my job?” **COO**: “Honestly, that sounds like a promotion for the robot.” 🤖👀 Meanwhile, all those execs are out here panicking like the dog in this is fine meme as they realize hiring a bunch of no-code A.I. wizards isn’t enough to bail them out of their Excel disasters. 🤡💰 🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a twist of fate, we’ll see AI taking over C-suites by 2025—don’t be surprised if we have an A.I. overlord CEO who only communicates in memes. STONKS will go to the moon 🚀 and profit margins will be calculated on vibes alone! 😤💥 #AIisHere #CorporateChaos #TechStruggles