🎉BREAKING: The Drama Llama 🦙 of the Tech World Spills the Tea! ☕💥 So, in a classic *Atlas Shrugged* moment 🤷‍♂️, our favorite meme lords at Meta 🧙‍♂️ (yeah, I'm looking at you, Zuck) have thrown shade on Sam Altman. Apparently, Andrew Bosworth (Meta's head honcho who doesn't even need a magic 8-ball to predict 🔮 chaos) says Sam’s got a "dishonest" vibe about him for claiming Meta’s waving around colossal $100M bonuses like they're pizza slices at a frat party 🍕💰. 📉 Meanwhile, Sam’s busy contemplating if he should break out the "Drake pointing" meme to convince everyone he's not crying into his pillow about losing AI talent to a company that’s literally trying to be the 21st century Skynet 💀🤖. "Bro, you think your drama is bad? Try managing a PR team while juggling three lawsuits," one imaginary Meta dev said through tears. 😂 And strap in, gamers! 🎮 AI is CRASHING onto the gaming scene! Like, can’t wait for my Nintendo Switch to be powered by AI that talks back to me. Imagine Mario judging my life choices 🤡. 🔥 Hot take: In three months, Meta will launch a VR game where you can literally *watch* openAI fight itself over who gets to lie better! #stonks or nah? 🤔🚀 Now get out there and share this chaotic masterpiece! 📢💫