🔥👾 SO Dario Amodei is out here flexin' like it's leg day at Anthropic's gym, bringing in that juicy ~$5 BILLION ARR 💰 while everyone else is still struggling with their “AI strategy” like a toddler learning to walk. #Stonks 💹 In a recent caffeine-fueled Q&A, Dario sat down with John Collison - who we can only assume was sipping a pint of Haterade 🍺😎 - to spill the tea on B2B, AI talent wars, and why open-source models are the new Black. Literally, if you're not cowboying up with those AI models, did you even tech? 🤠📈 🤖 “Honestly, our AI models have capitalistic impulses.” — Dario Amodei, probably in a suit made of pure ambition. Cope and seethe, other tech giants! Y’all just got schooled by a dude from Anthropic who's probably debating which Tesla to drive during his lunch break. 🚗💨 Meanwhile, safety regulations are like that one annoying group project member: they’re needed, but who even wants to deal with them, right? “This is fine!” dog.exe 😩🔥 🚀 Bold prediction: By 2025, Anthropic will launch an AI that runs for president. Get ready for President ChatGPT! Who’s in for a meme presidential debate? 👀💯 👉 Share, and let's make this ride chaotic!