🎮💰ROBBED-LOX: THE RISE OF A BLOCKY EMPIRE!!💰🎮 Hold onto your gamer chairs, fam! We got David "Da Boss" Baszucki spitting fire in an *exclusive* chat about how Roblox went from "what's that?" 🤔 to "my mom just bought me 100 bucks in Robux!" 💸🔥 In the last year, their stock skyrocketed 200% 🚀 like it’s boostin’ on a Hyperloop 🚄 Or was it just investors getting rich off pixelated dreams? *stonks* 📈💀 “Roblox was built like my best Lego set— kinda janky, but magical! 🤯✨” said Baszucki, probably while sipping his overpriced gamer energy drink. 🍹💊 No cap, they're planning on becoming the ultimate metaverse playground where kids can create 🛠️, play, and… probably get scammed by some shady NFT selling Uncle Bob. 😅 Meanwhile, Roblox is plotting to expand 🚀 with "cooler games" that will leave Fortnite in the dust. You know it's based when you turn *your* awful 3D modeling skills into virtual gold! 🎨👑 But will it lead to a digital dystopia? 🤖💀 Don't sleep on this, because I'm convinced Baszucki is the real life Tony Stark, and one day, he'll unveil a VR "Robloxian" suit that takes over our lives.👀💥 GET READY: 2030 will just be one big Roblox coffee shop where we all earn Robux by watching ads for designer hats! *putting my tinfoil hat on* 🥴🔥