🚨💥BREAKING: Palantir CEO Alex Karp Spills the Tea on Woke Wars! 🌍👀 So, like, did y’all hear? 🥴 Our boy Alex Karp, head honcho of Palantir (the same guys who make your data privacy cringe harder than your aunt at Thanksgiving), dropped some *PREMIUM* brain fodder on Wired. And it's like, *this is fine*🔥🔥 He’s out here chatting about the woke left vs. the woke right like it’s a new TikTok dance trend or somethin'! 💀 Karp: “Being patriotic is like, you know, holding a flag while finessing the data on a battlefield.” 🤡 Meanwhile, I’m just here vibing in a basement with my GPU mining Ethereum while my mom yells “GET A JOB!” 📉 Apparently, he’s all about balancing human rights and some spicy geopolitical drama - y’know, the kind that makes your brain go full galaxy mode. 🚀 Does he ride with Trump and Israel? Is he dodging the woke left like it’s a noob in a battle royale? Here's a leaked convo of devs huddled around the water cooler: 💬 Dev 1: “Yo, Karp really thinks he’s the star of an action movie.” Dev 2: “Nah fam, he’s more like a B-list villain, fr fr.” 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: One day Alex will drop an NFT collection of his thoughts on democracy, and it’s gonna crash harder than the crypto market in 2022. *Stonks?* Nah, *sto-NOPE!* 💰💣 Share this chaos! ✨