🚨BREAKING NEWS: E-COMMERCE BATTLE ROYALE! 💥💻🚀 So, Francis Dufay, the big cheese 🧀 over at Jumia (you know, the *largest* e-commerce cat in Africa) just dropped some *spicy* insight! 🥵 Underneath the calm façade, he’s seething about competition from Temu and Shein like it’s Hunger Games but for shopping! 🎯🤑 “Adding Chinese sellers is basically me throwing a ‘Sorry, not sorry’ at my competition,” he probably said while sipping his overpriced chai latte. ☕🤡 I mean, fr fr, you KNOW you’re desperate when you open the floodgates to the Great Wall of China just to stay relevant. But let’s talk about AI, shall we? 🤖💀 Francis is either planning to harness the power of Skynet to take down his rivals or he’s just gonna keep adding more algorithms like they’re TikTok dances — cringe 🤡! He’s basically on that “this is fine” dog energy while flame emojis are flying around him 🔥🔥. So get this: in 2025, I predict we’ll be questioning if we’re buying our next pair of sneakers from a human or a sentient AI overlord. 🤔💭 And don’t you dare tell me it’s far-fetched! This industry is weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving. 🦃💣 Ready to seethe? Share this chaos! 🌌💣