🚨BREAKING: Ex-Luminar CEO Austin Russell has a mad genius plan: 🚀 he wants to REBUY the company he just got ousted from! 💰💀 Y’all, it’s giving “I used to own that mansion but now I’m back with a higher credit score.” 🏡✨ So, this dude was replaced in May 👋 due to some sketchy ethics inquiry (that’s lawyer speak for “we caught you doing something sus”). But now he’s like, “Hold my microlaser,” and flexing his AI lab muscles 💪🤖 to swoop in and purchase Luminar again. Wait, isn’t this the plot of every bad rom-com? "Baby, it was you all along!" 😭❤️ Imagine the boardroom meetings: “So... about those ethics?” "😬 This is fine." This man is out here acting like he’s in a corporate version of the Hunger Games — "May the odds be ever in your favor... unless I’m your boss again!" 🤡🔥 In leaked chats, one developer was quoted saying, “Dude, we just *unplugged* your WiFi. Are you sure you wanna buy the place?” 😂💻 But here’s my spicy prediction: Austin’s gonna turn Luminar into the first AI company to *literally* eat its own tail. Like snake eating snake! 🐍🔥 Stonks? More like 📉 GONK! 💸 C’mon folks, this is a MEME waiting to happen. Share this chaos NOW! 🤪💥