🔥🚀 *BREAKING: Automattic CEO Declares WAR on WordPress Haters* 🔥🚀 🎉Big news, fam! Matt Mullenweg, the CEO of Automattic (and low-key the WordPress overlord), is gearing up for an epic showdown over the future of the *most used CMS* on the planet. We’re talking 43% of websites powered by WordPress, including that *one* site where you pretend to know what tech is (cough, The Verge, cough) 💻👀. But here’s the tea ☕: Matt's been chatting on Decoder like he’s trying to give us a TED Talk on the future of the internet. "Next 20 years of WordPress? No pressure!" 😱 Meanwhile, Google's like, "Hold my algorithm" and AI is trying to argue that it’s better at writing than your bestie’s blog. *Seethe harder, Google*. Imagine leaked quotes like, “It’s a jungle out there, but we have WordPress machetes! 💪🗡️” That's Matt *vs* lawsuits like they’re villainous bosses in a video game. 🚨 Hot take: In 20 years, we’ll all be blogging via AI that writes and *voices* our thoughts. And Matt? He'll be riding a T-Rex into battle! 🌋💥 #Stonks #WordPressGang 📈 Share this before you miss the meme-ocalypse! 🌪️💰