🚨💸💥 Y’all, Centific just got a $60M Series A funding round faster than my Wi-Fi disconnects during a Zoom meeting! 😂💻🔥 You KNOW they had to throw a rager for that kind of cash! 🎉🤑 What’s a “data foundry”? Is it like a blacksmith for data? ‘Cause I'm picturing a bunch of nerds in medieval armor forging AI models while sipping overpriced lattes. ☕⚔️🛡️ The CEO, Venkat “Global Vibes” Rangapuram, said “the future is not just in North America, it's global.” I mean, bro, that’s what EVERY tech CEO says! 🤡🌎 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted a cool job title so we slapped ‘foundry’ in there. It has a nice ring to it, right? Like, ya know, post-apocalyptic energy!” 💀🤖 Now, Granite Asia is leading this cash cannon 💣 — are they buying tech stocks or just collecting futures like Pokémon cards? This is fine, right? 😅✌️ But here’s the TINFOIL HAT PREDICTION! 🤯🚀 In 2025, you’ll be using Centific’s AI to find out if your pet goldfish can sustain a business model. 🐠📈💀 *Based* or *cringe*? You decide! Share this hot mess right now, because you know your friends will thank you! 🔥💌💥 #Stonks #AI #FutureIsNow