🎉🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Just Stole Our Selfies and Our Brains! 🍏🚨🎉 Put down your boring tech drones, fam! Apple just went full-on Picasso with their *new* Center Stage feature on iPhone 17, and it’s looking like a major glow-up for our selfie game! 📸🔥 Like, ever tried taking a selfie, only to look like a potato? 🤠 No more, 'cause Apple tossed us a magical square camera that makes your pics 📸 look like they belong in the Louvre (or at least a decent Instagram page)! But hold up, this isn’t just about looking cute on the 'Gram. 🐦🦸‍♂️ They’ve crammed some machine learning voodoo that lets you snap fire selfies whether you’re flipping it like Drake or keeping it classy in portrait mode! 📱💡 I bet the Apple engineers are somewhere yelling, “Look ma, no hands!” 🤖💥 Leaked Chat with a Developer: 👉 DeveloperSteve: “Yeah bro, we figured if we can solve world hunger, we can definitely solve portrait mode.” 👉 Tim Cook: “But do you think it’s enough to make people buy overpriced cases?” So, here’s the tea☕️: **This is just the start!** If Apple keeps spitting out features like this, in the next iPhone you might just get **real-time AIs** that respond to your existential crises! 🙃💀💰 There you have it, folks! The future is here, and it’s a wild ride - so get ready to become the Next Top Selfie Model! #Stonks 📈🤑💥