🚨🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Celonis is out here trying to turn enterprise AI into the IKEA of tech! 🤔🛠️ They’re like, “Why settle for one overpriced piece of software when you can *assemble* your own?!” 🧩💸 So apparently, they’re vibing with this whole “composable ecosystem” thing, where you can just slap together AI tools like you're building a LEGO set, but for corporate overlords. 💼💪 I mean, if it’s not constructed for ultimate chaos, what even is it? 😂 But for real, they’re pushing this whole “let's share tools” agenda. Like, come on fam, the last time I shared tools with my coworkers, it ended with a stapler fight and Karen in HR warning me about “office decorum.” 🤡✋ Here’s the tea ☕: I overheard one of their devs saying, "Man, if we can’t outsmart the competition, at least we can confuse them with assemblable software 🤖🔧." Sounds like a plan, my dude! Get ready 'cause in 2025, we’re about to see robots assembling our AI like IKEA furniture and sending us a 500-page user manual written in 15 languages - all while we just sit there, stonks 💰💰! **Hot take: By 2030, all AI will just be a treadmill for corporate buzzwords. This is fine.** 🔥💀