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"Celero just flexed $140M ๐Ÿ’ธ for AI tech thatโ€™s smoother than your exโ€™s excuses. Coherent DSP FTW! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€"
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"Celero just flexed $140M ๐Ÿ’ธ for AI tech thatโ€™s smoother than your exโ€™s excuses. Coherent DSP FTW! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€"

November 18, 2025
about 2 hours ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ธ Y'all, we gotta talk about Celero Communications โ€” they just bagged a cool **$140 million** to throw at some tech that sounds like it was pulled straight out of a sci-fi movie AND IT'S ABOUT SIGNAL PROCESSING. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿš€ No cap, we're living in the future, and this is what we decided to invest in? ๐Ÿค” So, whatโ€™s their deal? They're like the caffeine for your digital signals ๐Ÿ‘พ, helping AI infrastructures chill out from all that lag and confusion. I can just see the developers now: "Look, guys, we canโ€™t let AI have a meltdown every time it processes a cat meme!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป Meanwhile, the Celero team is out here vibing, sipping overpriced lattes while saying things like, "Weโ€™re literally the WiFi that holds the universe together!" ๐Ÿคฏโ˜•๏ธ But hold up, is this just another ploy to drown us in optical connections like itโ€™s some sort of digital spaghetti? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฅ The market might be expanding, but so is my urge to seethe every time I hear โ€œcoherent DSP.โ€ And here's the juicy prediction ๐Ÿญ: In 2025, we'll discover that Celero's real plan was to replace all our neurons with coherent DSP chipsโ€”because why think when you can literally *compute your feelings*? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ #AI #Stonks #Cope Share this info and let the chaos unfold! ๐ŸŒŒโœจ

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#Celero Communications#funding#AI infrastructure#DSP technology#optical connectivity
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