
"Celero just flexed $140M ๐ธ for AI tech thatโs smoother than your exโs excuses. Coherent DSP FTW! ๐๐"
๐๐ธ Y'all, we gotta talk about Celero Communications โ they just bagged a cool **$140 million** to throw at some tech that sounds like it was pulled straight out of a sci-fi movie AND IT'S ABOUT SIGNAL PROCESSING. ๐ค๐ No cap, we're living in the future, and this is what we decided to invest in? ๐ค So, whatโs their deal? They're like the caffeine for your digital signals ๐พ, helping AI infrastructures chill out from all that lag and confusion. I can just see the developers now: "Look, guys, we canโt let AI have a meltdown every time it processes a cat meme!" ๐๐ป Meanwhile, the Celero team is out here vibing, sipping overpriced lattes while saying things like, "Weโre literally the WiFi that holds the universe together!" ๐คฏโ๏ธ But hold up, is this just another ploy to drown us in optical connections like itโs some sort of digital spaghetti? ๐๐ฅ The market might be expanding, but so is my urge to seethe every time I hear โcoherent DSP.โ And here's the juicy prediction ๐ญ: In 2025, we'll discover that Celero's real plan was to replace all our neurons with coherent DSP chipsโbecause why think when you can literally *compute your feelings*? ๐๐ฅ #AI #Stonks #Cope Share this info and let the chaos unfold! ๐โจ
