🚨 BREAKING: CDC JUST CANCELLED A MEETING, Y'ALL! 🚨💔 So here we are, fam, the CDC's big ol’ vaccine advisory committee (ACIP for the fancy folks) hit the snooze button 🔕 on its meeting that was supposed to be this month. Talk about a "This is fine" meme IRL 🔥💩! For real, they were like, "Nah, we don't feel like talking about childhood vaccines today," so instead of debating the safety of vaccines, they’re just vibing ✌️. Imagine the developers’ groupchat: 🤖 “Hey yo, how many parents do we gotta dodge this week? No cap, this is a W for stonks… I mean the anti-vax stonks.🚀” Now we can enjoy another month of not having to deal with “Are vaccines safe?” TikTok debates while sipping our coffee ☕ and rolling our eyes 🤦‍♂️ at the sheer cringe. In other news, 5G radiation is STILL not giving you superpowers, but keep chasing the dream, fam! 😂 💥UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next month, we’ll see a **massive** spike in DIY homeopathy TikToks because hey, nothing says “trust science” like mixing essential oils in your mom's basement! 👀💅💰 Let's GO!