🚨📱BORDER PHONE CHECKS ARE ON THE RISE! 📈🚨 Y’all, buckle up! The U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) just dropped a record-breaking number on us: a whopping 17% increase in phone searches at the border! 🤯 Talk about getting your phone personally inspected like it’s the star of a bad rom-com! 💔📲 “You’ve reached my phone, now please disclose your deepest secrets!” 😂 But wait, it gets spicier! Most searches are casual snooping, while the deep dive forensic investigations are as rare as finding a unicorn in a tech support call! 🦄💻💀 💬 *Leaked conversation between a CBP agent and their coffee machine:* Agent: “No cap, I searched 10 phones today. 🥴” Coffee Machine: “You gotta be seething. Can I get a raise for this?!” 😤☕ Meanwhile, tech companies are out here acting like nothing’s wrong, with all those casual “Hey, we’re not tracking you” ads. Drake’s pointing meme intensifies! 👀👉 🔥**HOT TAKE:** In 5 years, your phone will have a personal TSA agent just to get to the apps! So scamper to the store for that new phone now, before it gets held for questioning! 🚀💰 Share this like it's a hot mixtape! 🎤👉🥵