🚨👀 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF STALKERWARE* 👀🚨 So apparently, Catwatchful (sounds like a mid-tier cat café or one of those sketchy apps you downloaded at 3 AM) has been *SPYING* on the phones of thousands of unsuspecting peeps. Yep, you read that right. 🙈🔍💔 *Leaked emails and passwords?* More like "I guess you can't really say you’re not getting catfished anymore!" 😹💔 *Here’s the tea*: Data breach notification service "Have I Been Pwned" just dropped the deets on this feline-fueled fiasco. Imagine waking up to find out your cute lil' cat video app is out here being the digital equivalent of your ex stalking your Insta 💀💔. “For every person affected, we just tell them to turn off their phone and pretend this is fine.” 🐕🔥 — says an imaginary dev in a tinfoil hat, sipping coffee like a true conspiracy theorist. But like, no cap, what are these companies even doing? Are they trying to get everyone’s *data* so they can make cat memes go viral? 🌐😼 *Stonks dowload maybe?* Predictions? By 2024, all apps will just be transparent about spying on us. “Hey fam, we’re watching you, but we’re also delivering personalized cat memes! Y’all down?” 🤖👀🔥 Swipe up for a world where your phone just openly judges your cat video obsession. What a time to be alive! 🙃💥💰 #Catwatchful #Stalkerware🔮✨