🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Cato Networks just joined the “money printer go brrr!” club with a WHOPPING $359M in funding! 💸💸 I mean, what’s the deal with these startups? 😂🔥 Let’s unpack this spicy tea, fam. Cato is the "Fast & Furious" version of networking and cybersecurity. They’re out here raising funds like they're trying to buy all the SASEs (Secure Access Service Edge) in the world. What’s next, a SASE yacht? 🚤💨 According to an anonymous *“developer”* we totally didn’t make up, “Honestly, at this point, we just throw money at the wall and see what sticks. 🤷‍♂️💵” No cap, fam. This is the ultimate glow-up! Stonks are through the roof! 📈😎 Also, if you’re wondering how Cato is now worth $4.8 billion, you should see the founders’ LinkedIn pages. They must have a “galaxy brain” level of networking skills—no one else could claim such a *flex* without a meme to back it up. 🧠💥 So, here's my hot take: in 2024, Cato Networks will announce their own line of SASE-branded energy drinks. “Get wired with Cato!” 💪🥤👀 #disruptingthemarket 🔥🔥🔥 Like, share, and keep your tinfoil hats on!