🚨👀 BREAKING: Cato Networks just flexed on us all like your rich uncle at the family BBQ! They just snagged a cool $359 MILLION in a Series G funding round, bringing their total to a mind-bending $1B+ 💸💰. How many zeros is that? I'm losing count! 🤯 💻💪 Based in the land of hummus and high-tech dreams, Cato's got your remote workforces locked down like Fort Knox! 🔒 They’re basically the bodyguards of the internet—if cyber attacks were a bouncer, they’d be throwing hackers out like they’re trying to sneak into a VIP club 😂🚀. And guess what? They’re planning to sprinkle that cash on AI like it's confetti at a tech conference! 🤖💥 I can already hear developers saying, “Uhh, how much does an AI-powered security system cost? Cuz I'm about to be broke, fam!” 😱💀 Imagine the boardroom meetings: “Is it just me, or are we becoming the cyber Avengers? 🦸‍♂️” “No cap, we ARE the security!” Hot take: In five years, Cato will be so advanced they'll be protecting us from rogue AI and Skynet is gonna seethe in envy. 🌌🔥 LET'S GOOOO! #Stonks #ThisIsFine #CyberAvengers