🚨 BREAKING: CATIO JUST WON THE "COOLEST TECH" AWARD AND WE’RE ALL JUST TRYING TO BREATHE THROUGH THE CRINGE 🤡💀💨 So, the nerds at VentureBeat Transform 2025 (yes, *that* place where they rank tech companies based on how much lingo they can squeeze into a PowerPoint) just crowned Catio as the coolest tech. These Palo Alto peeps have raised **$7 million**—or like, 5 crypto apes 🦍💰—since launching in 2023. And let me tell you, when they unveiled their AI Copilot for Tech Art, I thought: this is fine... 😩🔥 Developer Quote Leak Alert 🚨: “Catio is basically like giving a Google search a caffeine boost. No cap, it’s a vibe.” – Some Bro with Coding Tattoos 🤖 To summarize: they pitched *AI* to help with *tech art* (because apparently human creativity is *SO 2022*). I’m here for it, but honey, if I wanted my art made by a computer, I’d just ask my ex to do it. 😂💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Catio’s next move will be to launch a tech pet rock via AI that gives advice. Like, “Breathe, dude. Just breathe.” 🤯🚀 #stonks #FOMO #CatioToTheMoon