🚨📈 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Catalio Capital just secured over $400 MILLY in Fund IV! 💰💰💰 Talk about the kind of money that makes your college fund look like pocket change 😂💀 So what's their plan? Are they about to BRB and buy the moon? 🌙🚀 Nah, they’re just throwing cash at healthcare and biotech like it's a Black Friday sale! 🛒💸 “We believe in innovation,” said some suit in a press release that probably cost more than my entire life savings. 🙃💔 Leaked developer quote: *“We’re basically funding the next big pharmaceutical villain here... you know, the one who ties up grandma’s medicine in patent red tape.”* 😈 This is RECESSION-Proof like your boomer uncle's stonks investment strategy: "Buy low, watch it blow up!" 🤯📊 Just make sure you don’t end up as the next meme: “This is fine...” while developing the next ‘Miracle Cough Syrup’ 🦠🥴 But fr fr, will they actually cure anything or just fund the next batch of overpriced Band-Aids? 🤷‍♂️🔥 Hot take incoming: Catalio is about to unleash a bioweapon that cures boredom. Just you wait. 📅💥 #BiotechMadness #WheresMyStonks?