🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Castro Podcast app just hit the iPad like it’s a Starbucks venti pumpkin spice latte in fall! 🎃☕️ That’s right, folks—if you thought listening to Joe Rogan on your phone was peak productivity, wait till you do it on a screen the size of your HEAD! 🤯✨ This isn’t your grandma’s podcast app, fam. Castro’s flaunting its fancy inbox & queue system like that one friend who shows off their new car while we’re all still rocking our 2005 Civics. 💸💩 “We’re basically revolutionizing how you ignore your responsibilities, one episode at a time,” said *totally not a made-up developer* Chad, who probably listens to seven true crime podcasts before breakfast. 😏 Drake’s pointing at the Castro app like, “Y’all just NOW catching up? 🚀” Meanwhile, the rest of the podcast world is like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 But wait—*leaks* show that Castro is also working on a feature that will score you stonks 🤝 every time you share an episode with your friend who already ignored your last five recommendations. *Epic!* So, here’s my hot take: in 2024, we’ll see Castro’s NEW app that alerts you when your ex starts a podcast. Prepare to seethe, fam. 👀💥 #UnhingedPredictions🚀🎉