🚀💰 **BREAKING: Hypersonic Missiles Are the New Crypto?!** 💰🚀 So, hold onto your helmets, fam! 🎩💥 Castelion, aka "Texas Chainsaw Massacre for Weaponry," is gearing up to snag a cool $350 million for their hypersonic missile dreams 🤯💸. Yeah, you heard that right: basically, they're like, "What if missiles were just REALLY fast and could totally ruin your day?" 🥴💥 (This is fine? Nah, this is NOT fine! 👀🔥) 💀💭 *Leaked Developer Quote* 💭💀: "Bruh, we saw how much people love stonks, so we thought, let’s make missiles the next big investment. Who wouldn’t want to fund a missile that goes faster than your ex’s excuses?" 😱 But real talk, is this the flex we need in 2023, or just another cringe moment for humanity? 🤡 We’re all out here building our TikTok following while these dudes are like, “Let’s make the world a little more *explosive*.” 💣😳 Drake be like “NOPE” while investors be like “YAAAS!” And no cap, I predict that the next big trend will be hypersonic missiles with an NFT certification. 🔥💔 *This is a joke… or is it?* 🤖 Keep your helmets on, we’re going full chaos mode! 🌌✨