🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Cash App just made it rain 💸💸 with a brand new feature that basically screams, “Let’s all split the bill and pretend we’re not poor!” 🤡💀 Introducing... *drumroll please* 🥁 the ‘Pools’ feature! Now you can finally use Apple Pay and Google Pay to group up your payments like you're a squad of broke millennials planning a brunch🍳🥂. Cash App’s new vibe is like that one friend who’s always asking for $5 Venmo at midnight while you’re just tryna vibe with your pizza 🍕 and Netflix. THIS IS FINE 🔥. Cameron Worboys (who sounds like a character from a John Grisham novel) says they’re serving us up a “dedicated, easy-to-use solution” 🛠️ because who even uses cash anymore? 😩 Leaked convo: 👤 Cam: “We wanted to make group payments as fun as a TikTok dance challenge!” 👤 Co-Dev: “You mean cringe, right?” 👤 Cam: “Exactly!” So now you can keep track of who owes you for that one time you covered the tab. Just remember: if your friends dip out on their share, it’s time to unfriend them! Stonks down! 📉💰 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll all be paying our bills using dogecoin and NFTs. Wait until you see the “Pool of Crypto” feature. 💀🚀