"Cash App just said 'bet' 💸✨ Now ya'll can pool with those anti-tech friends 💀👀 #GetWithTheTimes"
🚨💰BREAKING: Cash App just went full swimmer mode and launched POOLS for all you chaotic group spenders! 🌊😱 You can now collect cash from your squad even if they’re still using the ancient currency of “actual cash” or—*GASP*—Apple Pay AND Google Pay! 🤯💳 So if you’re tired of getting ghosted when it’s time to split the bill, 🎉 Cash App says, “Nope, not today!” 🥳 Now, the only thing more awkward than your friend's spaghetti sauce-stained shirt is begging them for their cash in 2023. 😂 Product design head, Cameron Worboys, was like, “Why not just create an easy way to collect money? You can literally do it in seconds!” 🕑 Meanwhile, I’m over here like 🤡 "Why don't we just pass around a hat?!" 🚫🎩 But no cap, this is based! 💯 You can initiate a $Cashtag (which sounds like a Star Wars character tbh) through the app, and let’s be real, the only thing bleeding more money than my bank account at brunch is this feature rolling out “slowly” to select users, like it’s some weird digital VIP club. 😬😅 🔥🔥🔥Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be pooling our taxes too. So keep your $Cashtags at the ready, folks! 🤑🚀 #CashAppPools
