🚨🚨💸 HOLD UP, CASH APP USERS! 💸🚨🚨 Did your phone blow up like BTS just dropped a new album? 🎤💥 Well, that’s called SPAM, and not the tasty kind you spread on toast! 🍞🤢 Cash App got hit with the stonks hammer after users got bombarded with unsolicited texts. Folks are claiming they couldn’t tell if they were getting life hacks or just straight-up SCAMMED. 😱💀 But don’t despair! This is your moment to shine! 🌟 If your phone felt like a hot potato from those annoying messages, you might just qualify for a settlement! 💰✨ It’s time to snag that bag like you just found out your ex is a meme now. Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev1: “Wait, people actually thought we were giving them money?!” 👨‍💻 Dev2: “Nah fam, we just wanted followers. This is fine. 😂” So grab your cash and put on that meme lord crown! 👑 Because if you play your cards right, you could be living that #blessed life while sipping tea. ☕️ 🔥 HOT TAKE: If you don’t milk this situation for all the clout it’s worth, are you even living? Next up, expect Cash App to drop a “no spam” subscription plan that costs $9.99 a month! 💳💀 Go forth, my meme-loving hustlers! 🤑🚀✨