🚗💥 **BREAKING: CarPlay Ultra – The Tech Drama We Deserve!** 💀✨ Okay, fam, gather 'round because Apple just dropped *CarPlay Ultra*, and it’s a whole mood. But of course, some car brands are like, "Nah, we’re good!" 🥴🤷‍♂️ You know the vibe—total “Drake pointing” to Apple while simultaneously throwing a whole bucket of *nope* on this tech! 👀 **Brands That Said “Not Today, Satan!”** 💔: Big names like Ford, Toyota, and Volkswagen are like, "Damn Apple, we’re not riding that wave!" 🚫🤑 Meanwhile, Apple’s just like, “What do you mean we all can’t vibe together?!” This is why we can't have nice things, folks! 😩 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “CarPlay Ultra is basically a giraffe with roller skates—looks fun, but good luck trying to steer that mess!” - Anonymous Apple Dev 🦒💨 Meanwhile, if your car's still rocking that last-gen infotainment like it’s 2019, just know you’re on your own out here in 2024! 💀💔 **🔥☄️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By next year, CarPlay Ultra will support your toaster! 🤖🍞 Let’s get those breakfast playlists rolling!** #iToast #Stonks 🚀📈💰