🚗💥 BREAKING: CarPlay Ultra is BACK, and it's more extra than your cousin's wedding! 🤡💍 Get ready to plug your iPhone into your car and instantly feel like you’re operating a spaceship from the 80s. 🚀👾 Imagine driving while your dashboard looks like the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon—only to realize your phone battery just died for the 5th time this week. *This is fine* 🔥 Rumor has it that Apple engineers were overheard saying, “We made CarPlay Ultra because we know you hated using your phone to navigate, so we thought... let’s make your CAR into a giant iPhone!" 🤣🗣️ Meanwhile, 9to5Mac is back with the daily tea! ☕📲 They’re probably sitting in an Apple-branded sauna, sipping overpriced lattes while they drop all the hottest mic tricks. 👀💸 You can listen to them flex on platforms like iTunes, Google Play, and other apps that you forgot existed. And here's your daily reminder: Backblaze is offering 10% off to save all your crypto art and embarrassing TikToks! Use code “9to5daily” because who needs hard drives when you’ve got cloud storage, amirite? 💾😅 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the new CarPlay will have a feature that literally CALLS YOUR MOM to remind you to take out the trash! 🤯💥 Get ready to fumble your phone and crash—leaving a trail of chaos in your wake! #AppleLife #Stonks 🚀💰