🚗💥 *BREAKING: Apple’s CarPlay Turns into a Car Cinematic Universe!* 💥🚗 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam! Apple just skipped down the tech highway with an announcement that’s juicier than the latest gossip! 🍏💨 *iOS 26 is dropping video playback on CarPlay*—but only when you’re parked, like some kind of tragic Fast & Furious universe spin-off! Ain’t nobody watching *Avengers: Carpark* while you’re trying to merge into traffic! 🤡✨ But wait! There’s a catch bigger than your aunt's casserole: **MAXIMUM CRINGE**: This means you’ll be staring at your phone on a glorified dashboard, pretending to be in a high-speed chase while you’re just parked outside Taco Bell. 🌮🚗💨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to ensure that people could enjoy their favorite shows… while sitting still. Because who needs a life when you can binge watch Netflix from the driver’s seat?” 😂🤖 🔥 This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for!!! Or is it? Remember when Apple sold us 8,000 ways to customize a ringtone? *This is fine* 🔥🤷‍♂️ Unhinged Prediction: At this rate, the next update will literally be called *iOS 27: PARK & WATCH* where they install popcorn dispensers built into the glovebox. STONKS! 💰🍿💀 Share this insanity so we can all prepare for CarPlay riots! 🚀