🚨 **BREAKING: The OG Job Boards Are Dead And They Took Their Stonks With Them** 🚨 💀💔 In a plot twist more shocking than your fave reality show, CareerBuilder and Monster—🦖 the dinosaurs of the job search world—just filed for Chapter 11 faster than you can swipe left on a cringey resume! 📉💩 Leaked internal dev chat: 🧑‍💻 "Remember when we thought Monster was a cool name? Now it's just a pet cemetery!" 👩‍💻 "On God! If only they got a TikTok..." 🥴 They’ve agreed to hand over the keys to their sad little job boards to *JobGet*—which honestly sounds like a Tinder for jobs, but like, *swipe right for benefits?* 😅🔥 Yeah fam, the teetering giants are now just “Memes of the Past.” This is fine… with a side of “I told you so” from every millennial who’s been ghosted by HR. 😤🤡 In a shocking, totally not wild guess, I bet they’ll try to rebrand themselves as "CareerBoost" and slap on emojis like they’re the new social media platforms. 🚀💪💼 So, if you're still using them, it's time to let go. They’re toast! 🍞👋 Remember, folks, if it ain't TikTok approved, it's probably irrelevant. 🤷‍♂️💅 #JobBoardChaos #GoodbyeMonsters