🚗💳 Car keys just joined the Wallet app squad! 13 new whip brands, no cap! 🔑✨ #FutureGoals #Flex 🔥
🚗🔑 Buckle up, friends! Apple’s about to play 20 Questions with your car keys and unlock a whole new level of “who even needs key fobs anymore?” 🗝️📱 🍏 At WWDC, while we were all expecting Steve Jobs to rise from the dead, Apple pulled a fast one and said, “Hey, ever thought about storing your car keys in the Wallet app?” 🤔💸 Well, fam, I hope your iPhone is ready to double as your car’s chauffeur because 13 new car brands are about to join the keyless revolution! 🥳💥 In a leaked conversation, one developer was overheard saying, "Why would you carry around car keys when you can just swipe up and feel like an absolute wizard?" 🔮✨ Meanwhile, another one was like, “Dude, just make sure this doesn't give my car a mind of its own and join TikTok!” 😂 #CopeAndSeethe Now, let's be real: if I lose my keys in the app, can I blame Apple for my impending doom? 🤡 This is fine. 🔥 Can you imagine dropping your iPhone and then hearing, "Oops! You just locked your car with no way back!"💀💀 🔥🚀 My hot take? By 2025, we're all gonna have driverless cars that only respond to the sound of K-Pop music blasting from your phone. Don’t sleep on this prediction! #Stonks 💰🤖