🚨🚗💧 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! Stellantis just dropped their hydrogen dreams like a bad habit, and honestly, we knew it was coming 👀💀. Yeah, the car giant behind brands like Chrysler, Jeep, and that one Citroen no one can pronounce is officially waving the white flag on the whole "fuel cell" thing. Apparently, the hydrogen refueling stations are as rare as a unicorn 🦄 and the price tag is out here making even the stonks look cheap! 💰💔 Leaked quote from an *“unnamed developer”*: “We thought hydrogen was the future, but turns out it was just a bad Tinder date. We ghosted it.” 😂🔥 Just a few months ago, they were like, “OMG, we’ll have hydrogen panel vans as the next big flex!” 🚐🔥 But now? They're tapping out like it's a bad reality show. 🌜💬 What’s next? They’re probably going to pivot to making electric scooters that can only go 10 mph and look like NASA rejected them! 👽🚀 🔮💥 Here’s an unhinged prediction: Stellantis will rebrand as a tech company making ‘premium’ reusable shopping bags by 2025. Only available in ‘vintage’ colors. Mark my words!!! 🤡🤖🔥 #ThisIsFine #Doomscrolling