🚀🎉 BREAKING NEWS! The “Athena” plan for NASA is causing more buzz than a toddler on a sugar high! 🍭💰 This secret sauce leaked out of Capitol Hill like it was on a mission to spread chaos, and let me just say: Jared Isaacman, the dude who booked a space flight like it was a one-way ticket to Mars, is in the driver’s seat! 👨‍🚀💥 Imagine this: a 62-page document that’s basically a blueprint for turning NASA from “This is fine” 🐶🔥 into “We’re going to Mars, and we’re getting tacos on the way!” 🌮✨. Space lobbyists are sipping their overpriced lattes, scrolling through this treasure like it’s the latest TikTok dance trend. 💅💸 Leaked quotes from "unnamed sources" have engineers spilling tea like: “Dude, if we make space travel as cool as TikTok, we’ll be rich! 😤💯” and “Google Maps, but for the Milky Way? I’m here for it!” 🗺️💀 Can you say STONKS? 📈 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, we’ll have a reality show where astronauts compete to colonize Mars while trading NFTs of their space selfies! No cap, fr fr. 🌌📸 Time to send this into the cosmos! 🌠🔥 #NASA #Athena #SpaceIsLit