📣💥💸 **Breaking News, That's So Capital One: AI or “Ain't It?”** 🚀🤖 So, Capital One just dropped a HOT take on AI — or should I say, “Ain’t I?” 🤔💀 They literally looked in the mirror and said, “Let’s make our AI based on our own organizational dumpster fire!”🔥🔥 During the VB Transform snoozefest (bc let’s face it, who even attends those anymore? 😴), the head of AI foundations *cough* “My Job Is to Just Nod” *cough* unveiled their master plan to slap some AI on their auto sales like a toddler with finger paint. 🎨🧑‍🎤 “Yeah, this is fine,” he probably said while sipping overpriced coffee, having zero clue that no one wants an AI that’s just as confused as their customer service department. This whole thing feels like that meme of Drake pointing: 🤨 “No to boring meetings, YES to sentient spreadsheets!” 🤣💯 **Leaked developer quote:** “We thought, why not make our AI as dysfunctional as our org chart? Stonks? More like *wrong-way stonks*! 🚫💰” 🔮 Here’s the real tea, fam: in two months, expect a Capital One auto sales bot that only sells you cars based on your last five financial regrets. 🏎️💔 So buckle up, it’s gonna be a cringe ride. 🤡💥 Share this chaos because the future is a meme and we're all just living in it! 🌌🌈