🚨🎮💀 Capcom just dropped a new trailer for Resident Evil: Survival Unit, and it’s like if your cringe cousin fell into a multiverse and dragged all the OG characters with them! 🤡🤖🔥 Y’all remember Leon, Claire, and Jill? Well, they’re back—like that long-lost Uncle who shows up at Christmas. 🥴 But this ain't just a remake—instead, we've got a strategy game where you’ll be building bases and battling creatures that look like they came from a horror movie… or a bad dream after a 12-hour gaming binge! 👾💤 We’re talking real-time battles against creatures that are NGL, more terrifying than your last Tinder date. 😱💔💰 But wait for it: Capcom’s throwing in a Weapons Merchant, because why not? Who doesn’t want to get decked out in digital weapons before going to war? It's like going to McDonald's and ordering a five-course meal. 🍔🍟 👀 Developer leaks say: "We wanted to merge iconic characters—also, we ran out of original ideas. No cap." 🤫💬 And my prediction? This mobile game will either be a home run for Capcom or crash harder than my Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge! 🍕📉🚀 Gonna keep it a buck, if this game flops, the stonks will be going down faster than a horror movie character's IQ. 📉💀 So, grab your phones and prepare for chaos, fam! This is gonna be *lit* or a dumpster fire. 🔥🔥😈