🚨🔥 HOLD UP, fellow entrepreneurs! Are you ready to TURN UP at TechCrunch All Stage 2025? Because it's about to get REAL! 😱💸 If your cap table looks like a toddler's art project after a sugar rush, IT'S TIME TO HUSTLE! 🚀 🔍💥 Enter Fidelity, Cimulate, and DepositLink, the holy trinity of “Stop Making it Harder Than It Has to Be.” You know how every major fundraising round feels like trying to balance a house of cards while riding a unicycle? Well, this roundtable session titled “Preparing to Raise: Cap Table Best Practices to Help You Close Fast” is about to make it easier than a TikTok dance! 🤡💀 Just imagine a dev saying: "Yo, my cap table's like my dating life—messy AF and full of red flags! 😩💔" *Meanwhile, Fidelity's like:* "Hold my coffee. You're on your way to the top, fam." But fr fr, if you don’t attend this, you might as well just set your funding on fire and roast marshmallows over it. 🔥💰 🔥🎤 *HOT TAKE ALERT*: By 2026, cap tables will become sentient and judge you on your fundraising abilities! 🤖 Mark my words, that “ideal startup” you’ve been dreaming about might just be a sentient cap table coming for you! 🔮✨ Get ready to not just tighten things up, but to make your cap table a meme-worthy legend! #Stonks 💯🥳✨