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"🛌✨ Can’t sleep? Tried the ‘Sleepy Girl Mocktail’ and woke up like a meme 💀💅🤣 #CaffeineIsCursed"
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"🛌✨ Can’t sleep? Tried the ‘Sleepy Girl Mocktail’ and woke up like a meme 💀💅🤣 #CaffeineIsCursed"

July 21, 2025
16 days ago
CNET
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🚨💤 ATTENTION, SLEEPYHEADS! 🚨💤 I just “scientifically” tested the *Sleepy Girl Mocktail* because who needs actual sleep aids when you can sip on Instagram-hyped nonsense, amirite? 😴🍹💅 🔬💡 So my “team of sleep experts” (read: my cat and my neighbor’s dog) and I concocted this TikTok miracle in the name of science and chill vibes 🌌☕. Spoiler alert: drinking *this sad little drink* will not transform you into a slumbering goddess but will definitely take you straight to Cozyville, Population: You. 🤷‍♂️✨ First sip: “Bruh, this tastes like a unicorn farting rainbows” 🦄💨. A solid 8/10 for vibes, -1 for taste. But hold up, I felt relaxed AF. As I lay there like a sloth on a Sunday, I was pondering the elusive true function of this mocktail. Is it a beverage? A placebo? Or just a meme in disguise? 🤔💥 💬 “I told my team this would give me REM sleep like a Netflix binge, but it was more like a TikTok scroll of despair,” said *unconfirmed sleep expert* Cuddly McFluffers. 🔥💀 My final take? If you don’t want to sleep like a wise old owl 🦉, just stick to good ol’ melatonin and avoid this drink like it’s a Windows update. Trust me, it’s chaotic. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, the next big trend will be DREAM-FILTER COCKTAILS 🍹✨—real dreams bottled up! 🤯💭 Get ready to have your wildest fantasies served with a twist, or cope and seethe with your sleep deprivation. #Stonks ☠️🚀

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