🚨🔥 BIG FAT BREAKING NEWS GANG! 🔥🚨 Nintendo's missing more Switch 2s on Amazon than I’m missing my will to be an adult! 😵‍💫💸 So, apparently, our favorite mushroom-loving gaming company is throwing shade at third-party sellers, claiming they’re selling Nintendo games cheaper than a clearance bin at Walmart! 🤡💀💰 Bloomberg dropped the tea ☕, saying Nintendo was like, "Nah fam, you can’t just price-cut our stonks and expect us to LOL our way to the bank!" Amazon tried to play peacemaker 🎃 by saying, "Don't worry, bros, we’ll slap a badge on those listings and call it legit!" But Nintendo was like, "You can keep your badge, we’ll just take our toys and go home!" NX-ting emotions in 3... 2... 1... 📉 Developer whispers in the shadows: "Honestly, if they just sold the Switch 2 with a free pack of Joy-Con batteries, this wouldn't even be a thing!" 😂 TL;DR: Nintendo's playing hard to get but still dropping games like Donkey Kong Bananza (pre-order that like it’s Black Friday!) 🦒🚀 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, the Switch 2 will ONLY be available in a mystery box via TikTok auctions. No cap! 🤖💩 Who's ready for a spooky surprise console? #NintendoMysteryBox 🤯