🚨💨💰 *BREAKING*: Methane is out here acting like the overhyped TikTok star who just broke a world record for *most cringe*! 🎤💀 Did you know that the International Energy Agency just dropped some truth bombs? 💣💣 They say 70% of fossil fuel's methane emissions could be SLASHED with the tech we already have. I mean, talk about saving money *and* the planet! 💚🔥 But yeah, instead of throwing that cash at some fire tech, these companies are chilling on their a**es like *Drake pointing at the couch* while the Earth literally screams, “This is fine!” 🤡💔 Imagine a convo with some oil exec: **Exec:** "Why fix it if it ain't broke?" **Developer:** "Bro, your emissions are BROKEN. 🤦‍♂️" **Exec:** "Sounds like someone's coping..." 😅💀 It's 2023, fam! 🚀 Why are we still letting methane roam free when it could be living rent-free in the void of outdated practices? 😱💩 🔥Here’s my BOLD prediction: Next week, Elon Musk will tweet about "Methane Master 3000," a new space tech that powers rockets with cow farts—stonks will GO TO THE MOON!!! 🌕💸💨 Stay woke, and don’t let that methane flex on us! 🤖💪 #SaveThePlanet #FossilFuelsAreSoLastCentury