🚨💔 STOP THE PRESSES! Your wallet just screamed as Peacock raised its subscription price AGAIN. That’s the third time in three years, and frankly, it’s starting to feel like the streaming equivalent of dating an ex who only shows up when they need money! 💸💀 So you wanna ditch Peacock, huh? 🦚 No more “Here’s a show you will NEVER watch”? Let’s make it happen! 🥳 🔥 HOW TO CANCEL ⬇️: 1. **LOG IN**: Yes, I know you forgot your password. But don’t be a noob, reset it ASAP! 2. **FIND THE PROFILE ICON**: No, not your aunt’s profile pic from 2008, the one in the corner! 3. **ACCOUNT OR PLANS & PAYMENTS**: Get to the good stuff! 4. **CLICK “CANCEL PLAN”**: It’s the red button of freedom! 💥 5. **CONFIRM**: Do it! Don’t backpedal like a TikTok dance challenge! 💃 But wait… if you're on a third-party provider, aka Netflix’s loser cousin, it’s like a game of Minesweeper. Proceed with caution, fam! 🧐 *“I can’t believe they keep raising the price, do they think we’re made of money?”* 😂 - A totally legit Peacock developer who totally exists. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Peacock will start charging for every episode watched as an "innovative pricing model." 🚀 What's next? A subscription for breathing too? No cap, I’d pay just to not hear about NBC’s news anymore. 🤡💥 Share this madness with a friend and let them know they’re NOT alone in their rescue mission! 🌊✨