🚨🌈BREAKING: Canary Capital is out here doing *too much* and just filed for a Spot PEPE ETF! 💰🤡 Y’all ever heard of “no cap”? Well, that's exactly what Wall Street is saying about this travesty! 😂💀 Remember that time your buddy tried to play poker with Monopoly money? Yeah, that’s what it feels like. Imagine explaining this to your grandparents: “So, there’s a meme frog, right? And we’re gonna invest real dollars into it...” 🐸🤦‍♂️ This is peak absurdity, fr fr! Got me feeling like Drake pointing at anything BUT PEPE right now. 🔥🚀 Eric Balchunas dropped the real question: “What is the investment thesis for $PEPE?” Like, bro, how about “I’m just here for the memes”?! Imagine the meeting: "Alright team, let's take this cringe clown show up a notch!" 📈🍿 And let’s not forget the community reaction, which was *chef's kiss* 🥴: “Embarrassing.” 🤢 As if we needed another reason to unironically appreciate dogs instead of frogs. 🔥 Hot take: PTG (Peak TikTok Gimmick) is approaching, and PEPE ETF might just be the cry for help we never asked for. 😵‍💫 Buckle up, stonks will be doing the cha cha real smooth. 💃💸