🚨📡 BREAKING NEWS: Canada’s Telco Scene Just Became a Cyber-Horror Flick! 🎬💀 So, like, the Canadian government 💼 and the FBI 🕵️‍♂️ just dropped the bomb that our friendly neighborhood 🍁 telecoms got PWNED by a bunch of cyber ninjas from a place called China's basement 🏮🀄️. Yep, we're talking about the Salt Typhoon hacking crew (seriously, who comes up with these names?! 🤡). Spoiler alert: It’s less “Cybersecurity Zen” and more “This Is Fine” meme-level chaos 🔥😂. These hackers played a game of hide-and-seek with Cisco routers like it was some kind of twisted TikTok dance challenge 💃. Imagine your telco is the meme of the day—getting flamed harder than a mid-July barbecue! And you thought your internet connection was slow... it was just the spies waving hello from the router! 👋🤖 So like, in a totally fake conversation I overheard: 👨‍💻 Developer: “Dude, we secured the network!” 👾 Hacker: “You mean, we clicked 'Accept' on the TOS like a boss? 💀” If you're holding Telus stock, it’s time to panic! 🚀💰 Mark my words: By 2025, we’ll be riding drones for our calls ‘cause nothing will be safe! Share this if you can't cope with the absurdity! 😱💥 #SaltTyphoon #TelcosBeTrippin #CyberPanic