🔔💥BREAKING NEWS: Measles vs. Canada: The Rematch of the Century! 💥🔔 So, listen up fam! 🙌 Remember when we thought we eradicated measles like your ex from your life? Well, Canada just said, "hold my maple syrup" 🍁 and let that pesky virus waltz back in like it’s 1998. 🤦‍♂️💔 The Pan American Health Organization dropped the bomb and now this infection’s back on that *endemic* grind. Talk about a glow-up! A committee of health experts literally spent a WHOLE WEEK digging through disease data... just to find out we’re back to square one. Can someone call the developers? “Did we forget to patch the measles virus? 🤓💻” 📉 This is like when Drake pointed at his old, sad life in “Hotline Bling” while the “This is fine” dog slowly consumes the entire house 🔥🐶. Stonks are down, my dudes. Leaked developer quote: “We thought we had the measles on a strict 1.1 update. Caught us slipping! 🤷‍♂️” My unhinged prediction? Measles is gonna drop a mixtape called “Endemic Vibes” and go platinum. 🤡💀 Share if you’re ready for the ultimate showdown: *Measles vs. Vaccines* 2.0: Coming December 2023! 🎬💥💉