👀 WARNING: National Security Alert! 🚨 Canada just pulled a BRONZE medal-winning army move on Hikvision! 🇨🇦💥 That's right, folks! The Great White North said, "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!" to Chinese surveillance peepers, and honestly, it’s about time! 🤡💀 According to Canadian Industry Minister Melanie Joly (who’s definitely not sipping maple syrup while making these calls), Hikvision is being kicked out faster than NFT collectors at an art gallery. 🥴💔💰 “We cannot let these digital NASTY BOYS film our moose without permission,” she probably said while laughing like a Disney villain. 🤖🎭 In an epic 'Drake pointing' moment, Canada just went “NOPE” to the idea of letting Big Brother watch them after hockey games and poutine-fueled night outings. 🍁🍟 Meanwhile, somewhere deep in the server farms of Hikvision, a dev whispered: “What do you mean, national security? I thought TikTok was the real problem!” 🤦‍♂️💸 Let’s be real: this is just the beginning. In a completely unhinged prediction, I foresee Canada NOT ONLY kicking out Hikvision but also launching its own tech called "Moosavision" 🚀🦌— surveilling the entire country with a fleet of moose-bots! 🔥🔥🔥 Get ready for the chaos, folks! Stonks INFINITY for Canadian tech, no cap! 💀💀💀