🚨🇨🇦🥴 BREAKING: Canada just played the ultimate game of "Please, Mr. U.S.A., don't be mad!" by rescinding its Digital Services Tax like a kid returning stolen lunch money. 🍔💸 “In anticipation” of a trade deal? More like holding a sign that says "I hope you can forgive me!" 😬 As our beloved Prime Minister Mark Carney dusts off his negotiation skills, two questions arise: does Canada have a game plan, or are we just winging it like a 7th grader at their first dance? 💃🕺🤔 The Digital Services Tax was hotter than a TikTok dance trend, but now it’s as dead as my Spotify playlists after the 3rd week of January. 🎵🔥 📉 Leaked internal convo at the Canadian Government 🚨💬: Official: “Is this a good idea?” Other Official: “Honestly, bro, I just want to keep my job. What do the cool kids in the U.S. want?” Official: “Stonks? 🍔🍟” So here’s the tea: Canada decides to play nice because they want that trade deal like it’s prom night and the U.S. is the most popular kid! 🥳🍾 But plot twist: if this trade deal doesn’t happen, Canada’s getting the digital slap from tech giants like a wannabe influencer at Coachella. 🤡🚀 So buckle up, because if this falls apart, we might be looking at the world’s largest “this is fine” meme! 🔥💀 Hot take: Canada’s next big move? A Digital Ice Cream Tax on tech companies: “We know how to melt your hearts.” 🍦💼 #CringeButBased