🚨🔥 BREAKING: You *CAN* buy the Nintendo Switch 2 on Amazon!? BUT there’s a catch! Are you ready for this ROLLERCOASTER? 🎢😱 So, Amazon—y'know, the giant warehouse where dreams go to die—ain’t officially Nintendo. BUT if you’re deemed worthy??? Yes, worthy of the next-gen gaming nirvana! 🌌✨ I mean, do you have to solve a riddle from the Sphinx? 🧙‍♂️ Here's the tea ☕️: 🦖 You might have to toss your dignity out the window or pay with your soul (just kidding, but imagine if you had to fax them your high school report card?! 🥴). Rumors say you’ll also need to submit a selfie with your grandma holding a vintage Game Boy to seal the deal (✨ #Cursed)🖼️💀. In the words of some *totally real* Nintendo employee: "We just want to make sure you’re not a bot trying to hoard Switch 2s for your NFT farm!" 🤖🔥 So, whether you're sipping on that *copium* or soaring with *stonks*, remember: this ain't just a console—it's a ticket to gamer heaven… if you can survive the cringe of the ordering process! 🚀 Prediction: The first person who successfully buys a Switch 2 on Amazon will instantly become the new CEO of a competitor. No cap. 🤯💼