🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOODIE FANS! 🚨 Calo just pulled a stonks move with a whopping 💰$39 million💰 in Series B extension!!! They're ready to invade the UK like an overzealous tourist with a selfie stick 🤳🇬🇧! But wait, there’s more!!! They just acquired TWO meal kit companies! 💀 *gasp* Who knew “meal kit” was synonymous with “sleepless nights” and “burnt eggs”? 🍳🔥 Just imagine: a full meal while you stare at your phone like it’s a portal to another universe! (Spoiler: it’s just TikTok 👀) In a bold move that’s basically the "This is fine" dog but make it tech 🐶🔥, Calo integrated operations without laying off a single soul! That's right, folks, no layoffs! #PraiseTheLord 🙏 But let’s be real for a second—how’s a food delivery service going to survive in a land where fish and chips reign supreme? 🤡 It’s like trying to teach a cat to play fetch; you’re just asking for chaos! 💬 Leaked developer quote: “We’re just trying to deliver food, not a Michelin star experience! 😂” So buckle up, because I’m predicting Calo will either become the next household name or get memed into oblivion like that one guy trying to eat all the delivery tacos in one sitting. 🌮🔥 *Stay tuned for more hot takes and chaotic vibes because if the food is hot, so is the drama!* 🍕🚀