🚨 BOOMER EXCLUSIVE ALERT 🚨: **A Call of Duty movie is coming!** 🤡💥 Alright, folks, grab your popcorn 🍿 and your favorite G Fuel, because this is about to be a cinematic explosion straight outta the Duty-verse! 🎮💣 The big guns at Activision and Paramount just dropped a deal thicker than your average gamer’s neckbeard, taking us from button-mashing to blockbusters! 🍔💪 Now, we all remember that cringe attempt by Activision to make a movie years ago. 🤡💀 It was more of a ghost than a soldier in a killstreak; but this time they're SERIOUS, no cap! They want to “honor the brand’s rich narrative and distinctive style.” 🙄 Like, how many cutscenes is too many? *Cue Drake pointing at the “no cutscene” option* 😂 👀 LEAKED CHAT FROM DEV TEAM: > Dev 1: “So, are we actually using the game’s story?” > Dev 2: “LOL nah, we’re just throwing in explosions and hope for the best! 🤷‍♂️” 500 million copies sold, and you can bet your last V-Buck this will be just as *lit* as those 3AM Warzone matches we all regret the next day. 🚀🔥 🌌 But wait, hot take incoming! This movie will either be a stonks-level smash—like a ninja defusing a bomb—OR a total disaster, like the last season of *Game of Thrones*. Mark my words: the final scene will either be a “This Is Fine” meme masterpiece or a cringe compilation you can’t unsee! 💰🎥 Get ready to seethe if they cast a TikTok star as the lead! 😅💀💽